WHAT’S THAT THING?

                Murray Conklin - ASCAP

It’s been there too long to be a pimple

It sure don’t look like no wart

The answer’s probably somethin’ simple

But I’d like to see the doctor’s report

Well I don’t care if he’s a good in bed

But what’s that thing on Aaron Neville’s head?

It hurts his chances with the women

‘Cause they don’t wanna touch that thing

It throws him off balance when he’s swimmin’

But it doesn’t seem to hurt the way he sings

They put a man on the moon but the scientists said

We can’t get that thing off Aaron Neville’s head?

It don’t seem to bother Linda Ronstadt

Maybe she’s just bein’ kind

But on the other hand she’s gotten so fat

You gotta kinda wonder if she’s blind

Oh well the man can sing but we focus instead

On that big thing on Aaron Neville’s head

When he was in school all the little kids said

What’s that thing on Aaron Neville’s head

On Aaron Neville’s head,

On Aaron Neville’s head

On Aaron Neville’s head