PLEASE COME TO NEW BOSTON

        Dave Loggins - ASCAP / Parody lyric by Richard Bowden

Please come to New Boston for the springtime

I’m stayin’ with friends in a trailer with one of them pull out rooms

You can sell tomaters out on the highway

By a Waffle House where I hope to be workin’ soon

Please come to New Boston she said no

Get your butt home to me, and she said

Hey ramblin’ boy why don’t you settle down

New Boston ain’t your kind of town

There ain’t no Starbucks and there ain’t nobody like me

You’re my man but I need my van back in Big “D”

Please come to Linden for the ice storm

The woods get pretty and I usually don’t have to go into work

I’ll teach your kids how to crank the generator

And when it first fires up oh man the cats all go berserk

Please come to Linden she said no

Get your tail home to me, and she said

Hey ramblin’ boy why don’t you settle down

Linden ain’t no kinda town

There ain’t no Schlotzsky’s and there ain’t nobody like me

You’re my man but I want my van back in Big “D”

Now this drifter’s wheels go ‘round and ‘round

Let’s hope the brakes still make it stop

But of all the cars he’s borrowed and kept he likes her van a lot

‘Cause he can depend on it, it’s still got a lien on it

Please come to Nash to live forever

It’s closer to Texarkana and there’s all kinda crap to do

I live in a house that looks right out at the Walmart

And there’s a septic tank cleanin’ business I somehow just fell into

Please come to Nash she just said no

Get your ass back to me, and she said

Hey ramblin’ boy why don’t you settle down

Nash ain’t gonna be my town

There’s no Dallas Cowboys and there ain’t nobody like me

Listen man you better bring my van back to Big “D”

Here’s the plan bring my stinkin’ van back to Big “D”